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Lazlo the Urine Man
06:35
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Mike was a nazi
A bouncer and a devout Christian
One day he walks into the super market and bumps on Laszlo
Laszlo, he is drunk and he smells like urine
Mike goes next to him and pushes the old man to the floor The old man has a knife
Laszlo splits Mike’s face in two and cuts his earlobe off The old man faints and falls on bloody Mike
Mike faints and bleeds out
At last someone gave the bonehead a proper smile
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His name is Charles Kobayashi he is a prominent man
an elegant man
He wears stylish suits He throws lawsuits
His name is Charles Kobayashi He is a food connoisseur Wine is his thing
Petrus Bordeaux 2005
His name is Charles Kobayashi He is friends with the prez What a gent
His name is Charles Kobayashi But he is a wife beater
A child abuser A serial rapist
He likes them young
His name is Charles Kobayashi The newscaster is shocked
Something must have gone wrong Cause
He is a prominent man An elegant man
His name is Charles Kobayashi We are looking for you Charlie
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A Bump
13:00
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The snow was high up to the knee Didn’t feel even the slightest chill There is no light on outside
But I never felt the urge for it Walked through the darkest route Fell down a ledge
Smashed my head Woke up in bright lights Fuck
My eyes hurt and my nose is bleeding And rivers of joyful lobsters flow out They smile they smirk
They pinch my chin as they jump inside the hole in my chest Rest she shouts
I yawn, “she is god”
Blasphemy! Blasphemy burps a transvestite gandalf
Am I losing it? Am I already there? Will this fucking hole close up again? Why am I bleeding and why are there greys all around me?
I start beating them with a piece of rubber And they bonk bonk
Almost feels like home “He is bleeding out!” Said Frank Sinatra
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Judged Out
09:27
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They call him the walking prick He has a tiny dick
Can’t even count the boots he had to lick
They call him a garbage can
He works for the latest worst man
Can’t even tie his own shoes so he can run
They call him human sludge
He sucks everyone with a badge
“Can’t even stand hearing you” said the judge
They call him whenever he is needed He was there when the director seeded Can’t even see what he did
They call him the rat advocate We know his license plate
Can’t even wait for him to suffocate
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9-5 Cop
05:18
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Wakes up early in the dusk
Brushes his teeth, takes a dump, scrolls on Tik Tok A cop
Grabs a cheesepie and a freddo up at Gregory’s Attends the morning briefing
A cop
Gets stationed at the university He smiles and cracks his fingers A cop
Swirls his tongue behind the gasmask The girl spits on the cop
A cop
Pulls his baton out
Smashes the girl’s face with his hard knuckled gloves A cop
Smiles with his shiny white teeth glowing Behind his gasmask
A cop
Gets back home
Takes the dog for a walk A cop
Wakes up early in the dusk
Brushes his teeth, takes a dump, scrolls on Tik Tok
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Spring like Summer Day
06:56
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It’s just another spring-like-summer day
A sudden chill, seems like someone opened the door and the smell of gas
Fire fire fire fire fire fire! Bring the guns!
Fire fire fire fire fire fire!
Flying debris are my thing he said
As he described the house of Mahmood Now he doesn’t seem like he is enjoying this
spring like summer day
the heat melts the wall paint big men faint and cry
the smell of flesh
and the furher’s posters drip down flamboyant
This Spring like Summer day petrol bombs and gas cans
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